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Lynne Jordan | A Great Big Diva

With these nails? I don’t think so!!

July 29, 2007 By //  by Lynne Jordan

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Just got home from a gig tonight at a country club. The place is literally a four minute walk from my house – sweet! The first time I went there I entered the gates and it was like entering the world of technicolor (see Wiz of Oz – Kansas vs. Munchkin land) I had decided to take a brisk walk there for a meeting in sweats (designer sweats mind you and carrying a Prada bag) Im not a label whore just giving you a preliminary picture of the diva.
There are folks wandering around in swim suits and shorts and flip flops all over the place. (members of course) Anyway, I am stopped after I enter the gates of this “private club” by security who promptly asks me if I am there to “fill out an application” EXCUSE ME? “Are you here to fill out an application for housekeeping?” I smile, hold up my perfectly manicured hands and said: “WITH THESE NAILS? I DON’T THINK SO!! I am still amused.

Filed Under: In the Life of a Diva

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  1. manele

    July 30, 2007 at 2:42 PM

    OK, I just about burst a vein laughing! I could picture this so perfectly! Thanks for sharing! XOXOXOXO You could have said that you were actually looking for a housekeeper and maybe they could let you know of any good applicants!

  2. manele

    July 30, 2007 at 2:42 PM

    OK, I just about burst a vein laughing! I could picture this so perfectly! Thanks for sharing! XOXOXOXO You could have said that you were actually looking for a housekeeper and maybe they could let you know of any good applicants!

  3. Lynne

    August 1, 2007 at 6:32 AM

    LOL! I wish I had thought of that one!

  4. Lynne

    August 1, 2007 at 6:32 AM

    LOL! I wish I had thought of that one!

  5. Web Manager

    August 3, 2007 at 9:18 PM

    LOL oh my gawd!!! Well, preach on Diva, preach on!!

  6. Web Manager

    August 3, 2007 at 9:18 PM

    LOL oh my gawd!!! Well, preach on Diva, preach on!!

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