over weight cat

So, I'm lounging here in the bed and as I reach over to grab something to eat I hear a muffled cry from beneath me. It's my poor kitty Shana Punim who, as a show of her steadfast loyalty and unbeknownst to me, has saddled up beside me - and I rolled over on top of her - poor Shana. Luckily she survived. But I realized that a more agile and stealth kitty would have maneuvered out of the way. My cat has become lethargic and overweight, just like me. …