OMG!!! It's true folks! I forgot to pack my girdle this weekend. I am performing at a black tie event without a girdle. You might ask: "How could this happen?" Hell, if I know. I have never- let me repeat - never, ever, forgotten my girdle. And we ain't talking no prissy, wimpy Spanx shit. I mean a GIRDLE. No offense to Spanx wearers, but Spanx ain't a girdle, not according to my standards. If it can be folded flat into a sleeve for retail display, like a pair of panty hose or panties, …
Denver, again.
Hey there! I am in Colorado again, staying at my friend's magnificent home in the mountains. Last night I walked out onto my private terrace and listened to the sound of crickets and the far off wail of a train from somewhere on another mountain... We (Lynne Jordan & the Shivers) have been flown in town to perform for the 100th anniversary of the Dumb Friends League. Black tie event, yummy food and beautiful Colorado... Who could ask for anything more? Here's a photo of the pool. Remember …
The Amazing Adventures of Permanent Lifestyle Change Girl: One small step for …
I feel much better. That "small steps" thing really works. I tackled a bunch of stuff and made far more headway then I imagined possible. I used to stand or step over the mess in my place, shaking my head the whole time while saying out loud to myself: "This is effen impossible!" However, this time I just started putting things back in their place. I had forgotten that everything does have a place, even in my apartment, which up until this evening I had referred to as "The Pit of …
The Amazing Adventures of Permanent Lifestyle Change Girl: Backsliding & Baby-steps.
September has not been a stellar month for my permanent lifestyle change efforts. In one aspect it has been a good month because I have been very busy performing - which translates to physical activity - dancing and movement onstage, walking up and down stairs to and from my apartment to go to work. On the other hand, I have given very little attention to house cleaning, or watching everything that goes into my mouth. The good news is that I have not completely gone off the path to a …
Dancin’, Dancin’ Dancing!!
I brought my camera with me to document the dancing and the energy level at the two big parties that Lynne Jordan & the Shivers (me & the band) performed at this weekend. Both parties required massive amounts of dancing. Each party would have been a total bust if this did not happen. Both parties were crazy. The dance floor was full and folks really let go! it made me so happy. (and the Shivers too!) …