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Lynne Jordan | A Great Big Diva

It’s a Duck.

September 15, 2008 By //  by Lynne Jordan

Can’t get those morons outta my head from earlier tonight.
Idiot woman: “I know I sound like a racist, but I’m not”
Idiot woman: “it might look like I’m a racist but…”

I wanted to shout from the rafters: IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK… IT’S A DUCK BITCH!

Another Gay Movie Sequel was not as wonderful as the first one. Bummer.
I have to learn two songs from the wiz for an event next week. OY!

Filed Under: In the Life of a Diva

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Singer, Writer, Plus-Sized Diva, Movie Lover. Star Trek lover. Very Funny.

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  1. sarahcurry111@yahoo.com

    September 19, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    Just wanted to let you know someone is out there, reading your blog, loving your blog, loving you and missing seeing you and The Shivers. Sorry I’m so far away, well far enough anyway, too broke and spouse all tied up 120%, so getting to Chi’town is not in the cards. Maybe some day I’ll find some girl friends and we’ll come on up. Don’t know, the local her are very nice and rather straight laced. Maybe when we’re finally ready to blow this joint I’ll have you down and show these people how to party.

  2. sarahcurry111@yahoo.com

    September 19, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    Just wanted to let you know someone is out there, reading your blog, loving your blog, loving you and missing seeing you and The Shivers. Sorry I’m so far away, well far enough anyway, too broke and spouse all tied up 120%, so getting to Chi’town is not in the cards. Maybe some day I’ll find some girl friends and we’ll come on up. Don’t know, the local her are very nice and rather straight laced. Maybe when we’re finally ready to blow this joint I’ll have you down and show these people how to party.

  3. Lynne

    September 23, 2008 at 3:55 AM

    Thank you! Thank you! Hope to see you soon!

  4. Lynne

    September 23, 2008 at 3:55 AM

    Thank you! Thank you! Hope to see you soon!

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