That's does it! I have found my dream man: IRON MAN.There are several reasons why he is my dream man.1. The whole genius/bad boy thing is totally thrilling.2. That suit fucking rocks!3. He can fly.4. Did you see the cod piece on that mutha?5. He is loaded.6. I can always use him to get next to Terrence Howard.7. He was very funny & drank a lot.Okay, okay... relax. I know it was just a movie. I'm just messing with yall. BUT, saw it last night at 10:45PM and had a BALL!!I have decided that the …
Nearest Pay Phone
Nearest Pay Phone I was stranded. I didn't need a ride or money. I needed a pay phone. See, I left my cell phone on its charger at home. I needed to call my BFF Brenda to confirm our dinner plans. I was in Starbucks. No pay phone. I walked out onto the street. I scoped out the corners. No pay phone. I started walking, ducking into various establishments - like restaurants & bars - along this tony street of shops and such - past the gourmet olive oil store - No pay phone. WTF!!! So I started …
The Hoopla over Aretha’s Weight
Now you can imagine that I have a lot to say about this. My one woman show is being written about body weight issues and fat: love it or hate it - WTF. I will be the first to say: Aretha is fat. Aretha is really fucking fat. And I am beginning to think she don't give a damn. She said so. I'm not completely convinced but hey... she wears them dresses showing them big titties and arms and hell, on one hand I'm like "Go Aretha, fuck them haters!" On the other hand I feel like cringing and …
Sage advice!
Check this out! It is hilarious and one of the best campaigns for a new show ever! Go to the website! Thrill your friends!! …
We Bloggin Broads Stick Together!
Please check out my friend jane leder's blog... she is an award winning author, funny, brilliant and my friend. She is also a great dancer! See my links for her blog! Jane Leder's Blog …