Lynne Jordan

I got in business class which should be renamed “Not for my fat ass class” But let me say that Schipohl Airport fucking rocks. Bee-bopped right in, nobody screaming at me, didn’t have to take my shoes off in security or put shit in plastic bags. My lip gloss was safe, my mascara was never suspected of concealing a weapon of mass destruction and everyone was nice to me. I got called to board with the rest of the Biz class not the last one on the plane like some reject, you know: the last girl …

"I Ain't Slapped A Bitch In Weeks."Those were the lyrics being sung when I walked into the second dance room at the dance club Off_courso in Rotterdam. Rotterdam is about an hours drive from Amsterdam and I was the guest of DJ Dutchican/Niels and Miss Bunty AKA Maarielle.I would like to take this opportunity to sing the praises of MYSPACE.COM. I knew I was going to Amsterdam and noticed that the profile: dutchican soulc lived in Amsterdam, so I approved his friend request and sent him an email …

This day started off terribly. I could not get to sleep until 8AM and then of course I slept until 2:30PM. I was devastated. I only had a couple of hours of daylight left and I blew it!I got in shower and was overwhelmed with sadness. "I wanna go home!" I said to myself, almost in tears. But I persevered and got dressed and started out on my way. I decided to walk in a different direction this day. I crossed over one of the many bridges leading to the Jordaan neighborhood. It is a 400 year …

So, I’m walking down the sreet and I pass a sex museum, a marijuana and hashish museum. Anything goes in this place. The aroma of high-octane weed is everywhere. Imagine the best pot ever and then multiply by three. If you are a lover of all things reefer – then Amsterdam will blow your mind. And the coffee shops are everywhere, not just in the red light district. The coffee shop is an establishment where you can smoke & buy marijuana and Hashish without persecution or harassment by the …