Lynne Jordan

Nearest Pay Phone I was stranded. I didn't need a ride or money. I needed a pay phone. See, I left my cell phone on its charger at home. I needed to call my BFF Brenda to confirm our dinner plans. I was in Starbucks. No pay phone. I walked out onto the street. I scoped out the corners. No pay phone. I started walking, ducking into various establishments - like restaurants & bars - along this tony street of shops and such - past the gourmet olive oil store - No pay phone. WTF!!! So I started …

Now you can imagine that I have a lot to say about this. My one woman show is being written about body weight issues and fat: love it or hate it - WTF. I will be the first to say: Aretha is fat. Aretha is really fucking fat. And I am beginning to think she don't give a damn. She said so. I'm not completely convinced but hey... she wears them dresses showing them big titties and arms and hell, on one hand I'm like "Go Aretha, fuck them haters!" On the other hand I feel like cringing and …

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I just got an email from a friend who lives in Europe and is celebrating his father's 75th birthday. it just got me to thinking about how fortunate he is to have his parents still, as he is in his early forties.I lost both my parents in one year. My mom died suddenly from a heart attack in her sleep and me dad died nine months to the day from primary brain cancer...I hadn't thought about that period in my life in some time now. Don't get me wrong, I think of my parents almost daily (I have …