Lynne Jordan

Run, go, see "Tropic Thunder" I have never laughed out loud so hard in a theater before in my life. It is truly hilarious. Robert Downey Jr. is awesome, Ben Stiller is awesome, Jack Black - hilarious! - and an unrecognizable Tom Cruise will make you fall out of your seat. Who knew Tom could say "fuck" so much.Now, I am reading all of this hoopla over some of the characters and humor in the movie. Oh geez! Lighten up bitches!!Go and prepare to laugh your ass off!! The Web site is wonderful …

  Now I know a lot of my diva friends have sung with Patti already (for money even!) Let me have my moment here! I attended a private party over the weekend in Colorado at which Patti LaBelle was the band. and well, she brought me up on stage and I sang Lady Marmalade and duet -ed with her. She bowed down... we bumped heads really cause yall know I was bowing to her. People shot photos of it. My friend Steve got it on video. I am patiently waiting to see them all. I had my camera there and …

Word Press (which is the program I use for my blogging) has finally made it easier for us "lazy and or non tech geeks" to insert photos into blog entries. Beginning with the entry entitled: "Diva Maintenance," you can click on any photo in my blog and see the entire image up close and personal without being sent to away to some photo web storage site. And I got some great images coming up!! …

Oh Dear!  And I bet the lot of you thought I was just naturally beautiful!!  Well, I have decided to take you on a couple of my beauty appointments (not all of 'em or you'd be here all day)  So enter the salon for manicure, pedicure & haircut.  I'd like to give a shout out to my longtime nail tech Felice who no longer graces the presence of this salon (their loss totally) and was not in this day. But Nella (nail tech in photos) rocks!! And so first the ped. This is all shot from my …

The scene: me at home in the living room watching the newest episode of TNT's series: The Closer. The program is interrupted by the Emergency Alert System. "The National Weather Service has announced a tornado WARNING for the following counties... "and they proceeded to list my county and a window of about twenty minutes before the actual circling mass of wind was to hit a harbor less than two miles from my house.My reaction shocks and frightens me.1. I am pissed that the warning interrupted …