Lynne Jordan

I don't know about the rest of you but I hate almost every candid or informal photo taken of me. I am sure that it has to do with self image. Actually, I am a lot better at viewing photos of myself than I used to be. I don't run & hide anymore when the camera comes out. It is frustrating for the photographer when your desired subject refuses to be photographed. You want their image for lovely, harmless reasons and the subject (often times a female) has a near psychotic episode trying to …

I just returned home from the most wonderful film! It is called "Choke" It is an independent US film and boasts a great cast including the glorious Anjelica Huston. See the official website on Lynne's Links. "Choke" is about Victor. We see the world thru Victor's eyes. Victor is a sex addict. Victor's mum (the sublime Anjelica Huston - I swear she is otherworldly...) is crazy and resides in a mental institution. Victor let's us in on some of his sexual escapades which he seems to have had …

We have officially entered our busy season after a bit of a hiatus. Our first gig back was a very lovely wedding at the Ritz Carlton. The group was fun loving and huge dancers. The parents of the groom were fun folks. I believe the entire event was planned by the groom’s mum. That is somewhat unusual because traditionally, it is the bride’s parents who plan and foot the bill. I have been coming across it a lot lately, especially if the MOG (mother of the groom) has only sons. It seems every …

Can't get those morons outta my head from earlier tonight.Idiot woman: "I know I sound like a racist, but I'm not" Idiot woman: "it might look like I'm a racist but..."I wanted to shout from the rafters: IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK... IT'S A DUCK BITCH!Another Gay Movie Sequel was not as wonderful as the first one. Bummer.I have to learn two songs from the wiz for an event next week. OY! …