Lynne Jordan

An elderly woman asked me if I had any kids. I told her no. Her face became a mask of concern and pity, Who's gonna take care of you in your old age? Uh... (another brilliant answer) I don't know... OY! …

Talk About Love So, I thought I might write about Love and Marriage. Luckily that thought quickly jumped out of my head and I decided to write about sex instead. But then I decided I might be better off to just think about them both and go have some soup and put another load in the wash. Soup has been consumed. it was a lovely sweet potato concoction that my friend made for Thanksgiving and generously packed up for me as leftovers. My laundry had been folded and put away. And I am happily …

I am suffering thru my seasonal Thanksgiving cold. It seems like I get a nasty cold or pneumonia every year at this time. It sucks. But I reckon it could be worse. Colds can be such an irritating ailment. I have been coughing my head off. I coughed myself into a headache. But, tis the season...I hope everyone will have a wonderful Thanksgiving this year. I hope we all have something to be thankful for. I plan to spend the day with friends. I also plan to eat mass quantities! Whoo hoo!! …

I love India. That is what this film confirmed for me, a great love of this wonderful culture and people, the good along with the bad. Everyone should run to this movie. I went to the movies with the intention of seeing two films (one right after another at the same theater) I watched the entire cast doing their "Bollywood" dance number as the credits rolled and suddenly I was too elated to sit down in the dark any longer. I wanted to go out and live! It was enough, Slumdog was most …