Lynne Jordan

Well hello there everyone! We've had several wonderful summer concerts in various small communities in the surrounding and outlying areas of Chicago. Big Fun!! I have a great job! I know my work is done when everyone is dancing. And it never fails to delight me when it happens. I leave these shows flying high because of all of the love from the audience. We played a concert in Frankfort (picturesque, clean - I'm a big stah in Frankfort) There was hot humid weather that night -EU! But hey! …

Not to be gross but, I casually mentioned the fact that there are pigeons having wild bird sex on my window sill and how loud and annoying it is...and well, of all my Myspace blog entries, that was the one attracting the most attention...SEX!!! Pigeon SEX!! Now don't get me wrong! I am a nature lover--I swear--but it seems like Pigeons are the universal nuisance! Forget WOMD - - Pigeons - - are the bane of many human's existence. I never really hated them before. and I had plenty of contact …

Hey Friends! I'm back!! I've been blogging on Myspace.com/lynnejordan and loving it. But now it's back to lynnejordan.com. So much has happened. There is so much to tell! I hardly know where to start. So here is a quick summation: Diva summation Diva loses 110 pounds through diet and exercise (2002-2004) Diva falls in and out of love (unrequited-damn!) with undeserving fools. Diva has affair with 24 year old pro athelete (he got it!) Diva starts whooping it up. Diva starts regaining …