Lynne Jordan

Okay, I know that someone must be reading this shit but I wouldn't know it cause no one leaves me a comment. Well, except for that one comment where a grown man asked me about the "little boy" dancing on stage with me at Navy Pier...creepy!! Haha! I want to hear from you, will even wax poetic -or neurotic- on any topic you choose (if I feel like it) Love ya Diva …

Okay...so...my pigeon enforcer was a dud. As you know, my AC units are sealed (SEE Pigeon Sex BLOG ENTRY) into my windows and access to my ledges (where the pigeon families dwell) must be from outside and up a ladder. Well in keeping with my building's fine maintenance record, the enforcer arrives. Fool! He insists that he can do this from inside my apartment. HELLO! The windows are sealed shut with the AC unit...He comes in. He walks to the window. He looks at it. He coos at the presence of …

Yep. as much as I love to sing, the siren call of my couch is so very strong. I am off to the House of Blues tonight. We haven't played there is some time. I have had some very fantastic times at HOB. And I used to think of it as a second home. The Green Dolphin Street is of course my second home now. We are playing there tomorrow night. I am wondering what kind of room (audience) we will have. You never know what you will get at HOB cause of the tourists that come there. BUT...it is always …

I'm just checking in and I will try to keep it short because my friend Reggie referred to my blog entries as "novels." Summer is busy and fun. It's been great seeing all of you who have made a special trip to see us at our outdoor events. I am always amazed to see our wedding couples. Love that! We have a tiny road trip this weekend. I am not looking forward to the drive but I am not dreading the hotel stay. I love staying in hotels! I especially love the luxury ones: 24 hour room service, …

I experienced Seal live for the first time in my life. I am still reeling from it. He was fantastic. I attended a beautiful black tie event with my friend Avis at the Civic Opera House. The event was a fundraiser for the Ndigo Foundation. http://www.ndigo.com/ I felt like I was at church (at the best possible service) at a big assed party full of cool black folks and at the Civic Opera House - Bonus!! The event honored several outstanding citizens: Xernona Clayton, founder, president & …