Lynne Jordan

I had performed at a corporate event at the House of Blues and it was a wild party. I was scheduled to sing at the House of Blues' restaurant the next night. I got a call late morning from someone from HOB talent cancelling the gig that day (9/11) I jokingly said "why ya cancelling, did Creo (the wild corporate clients) tear the place apart?" He paused, "You're kidding right? You dont know? There was a terrorist attack. Two planes crashed into the Twin towers in NYC and they fucking collapsed, …

Provocative headline eh? Well, this is part revelation, part endorsement of Savvyshopping blog.com and MyIntimacy.com Those of you that know me, know my rather large...bosoms...Hey, there is no use in denying the obvious. (especially when it may literally poke you in the face-depending on your height or position) Anyway, with my weight gain/loss/gain I have traveled up and down the heights of brassiere sizes. I can see the male reader's eyes glaze over as I type this (though some of you may be …

The Oxford Encyclopedic English Dictionary offers as definition of "still": adj 1 not or hardly moiving. 2 with little or no sound; calm and tranquil. n 1 (of hushed) sounds. 2 deep silence I ask my friends all the time: when is the last time you were just still? It usually happens for me when I get a massage, but only after I shut up the chatting with my therapist and my mind stops racing, counting, worrying, listing, fantacizing and thinking about something that pissed me off when I was an …

Here it is! Me & the Highwayman (Kris Kristofferson) …

So I heard that Aretha Franklin cancelled her Detroit performance citing heat exhaustion. Hmm...Man, wish I coulda cited "it's too damn hot" my damn self yesterday afternoon at Marketdays! Marketdays is a huge street Festival in the predominantly (or what used to be predominant ) gay community on Chicago's North side. This translates to mega crowds and huge crowd appreciation. I wouldna missed it for the world! I had a blast. Tried out some new material (finally) and strutted back and forth …