So I’m talking to my friend Denise about how fat I’ve gotten. C’mon girls, you know the drill: I am so fat that … (You fill in the blank ) Well, this crazy bitch got me beat. She writes to me and I quote: I’ve gotten so large now that I have my own gravitational [...]

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My birthday 2008 was the best ever! It was quite unlike last year’s “worst ever birthday.” I didn’t try to throw myself a big party. In fact I was singing at the “World’s Largest Block Party.” This outdoor street festival charges thirty five bucks a person and tens of thousands attend!! The organizers promote this [...]

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