My birthday is coming up on Wednesday the 18th July and I have no idea what I want to do. last year I had this bright idea that I wasn’t going to plan anything for my birthday. i was gonna be a free bird in Paris…no obligations…no plans…total spontaneity. Well, I ended up doing nothing [...]
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Okay, I know that someone must be reading this shit but I wouldn’t know it cause no one leaves me a comment. Well, except for that one comment where a grown man asked me about the “little boy” dancing on stage with me at Navy Pier…creepy!! Haha! I want to hear from you, will even [...]
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Okay…so…my pigeon enforcer was a dud. As you know, my AC units are sealed (SEE Pigeon Sex BLOG ENTRY) into my windows and access to my ledges (where the pigeon families dwell) must be from outside and up a ladder. Well in keeping with my building’s fine maintenance record, the enforcer arrives. Fool! He insists [...]
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